Andheri Raaton Mein Sunsaan Sadkon Par

Doston, Aaj main aapko wo batane jaa raha hoon, Jo aapne pahle shayad kabhi na suna ho. Mera naam Amit hai aur main Nasik mein rahta hoon. Mera apna business hai. Jab kaam thoda badha to maine apni ek branch Pune mein khol lee, Wahin mera Bhai rahta hai jo mera kaam sambhaalta hai.

Kaam ke silsile mein mujhe aksar Nasik aur Pune aana jaana laga rahta hai, Kabhi train se to kabhi apni car se. Ek baar ki baat hai main apne kaam se Nasik se Pune aa raha tha. Raat ke kareeb 11:30 baj rahe thay, Abhi Nasik se koi 50-60 km hi aaya tha aur maine dekha sunsaan sadak par ek aurat safed saree mein khadi mujhe haath ka ishaara kar rahi hai.

Pahle to meri fatt gayi ki kahin yah koi bhoot-woot to nahin. Magar maine dekha, Uske paas hi ek toyota car khadi thi aur us ladki ne bhi poora makeup kiya hua tha, Poore gahne pahne thay, Shakl se to bhoot nahin lag rahi thi.

Maine himmat karke car rok li. Wo mere paas aayi aur khidkee ke paas aakar jhuki, Jab jhuki to uske gore gore boobs ke darshan huye, Usne mujhe taadte dekh liya magar badi meethi muskaan ke saath boli- Excuse me, Kya aap mujhe thoda aage tak lift de sakte hain, Meri gaadi kharaab ho gayi hai aur aas paas koi garrage bhi nahin hai.

Maine poocha- Itni raat ko aap akeli is sunsaan raste pe kya kar rahi hain? Wo boli- Darasal main filmon mein assistant art director hoon, Hamari film ki suiting chal rahi hai aur main wahin jaa rahi thi.
Mujhe badi khushi huyi, Waise wo khud bhi kisi heroine se kam nahin thi, Maine poocha- Kaun si film ki suiting hai, Kaun kaun hai film mein? Wo muskura kar boli- Chalte chalte baat karein? Mujhe bada feel hua- Arre sorry, Please aaiye.

Mere kahne pe wo mujhe unglee se ek minute rookne ka ishaara karke apni car ke paas gayi aur car mein se apna, Purse, Mobile aur ek bada sa pack utha laayi, Samaan car mein rakh kar boli- Chaliye.
Maine gaadi chala li- Is bag mein kya hai? Maine poocha. ‘Wo hamari suiting ka samaan hai.’ Usne kaha. ‘Ok..’ Maine kaha- Kya main aapka naam jaan sakta hoon?

Wo boli- Mera naam Rekha hai, Aur aapka? Meri hansi nikal gayi aur hans kar bola- Amit… Sun kar wo bhi hans padi. ‘To Rekha jee, Kaun si film ki suiting kar rahi ho aap?’
Wo boli- Amit jee, Ab har kisi ki kismat Rekha jee jaisi to nahin hoti, Main to chhoti moti filmon mein kaam karti hoon. Mujhe hairaani huyi- Chhoti moti filmein, Matlab?

‘Matlab, B grade filmein…’ Wo thoda sharma ke muskura ke boli. ‘O ho, To Sheela ki jawani, Kachhi kali, Gulaabi jism, Aisi filmein?’ Maine thoda sharaarti andaaz mein poocha.
‘Jee bilkul.’ Wo boli. ‘To kya aap filmon mein acting bhi karti ho?’ Maine poocha.
‘Jee nahin, Main set designing ka kaam karti hoon usne kaha.

‘Ok, To aap wo bistar sajati hain, Jis par hero aur heroine prem leela rachaate hain.’ Mere aisa kahne par wo jhenp gayi par boli kuch nahin.
‘Bye the way, Aap acting kyon nahin karti, Aap to maasha Allah khud bhi bahut khoobsurat ho, Jawaan ho aur kya kahoon, Sab kuch ho?’ Maine uske gol gol boobs ki taraf ghoor dekhte huye kaha.

Saree ke pallu mein se jhaankta uska yowan jaise mujhe apni taraf kheench raha tha, Mera mann kiya ki pakad ke iske donon boobs daba doon, Magar apne aap ko kaboo karke rakha.
Wo boli- Maine ek film mein kaam kiya hai. ‘Achha, Kaun si? Maine chahak kar poocha. ‘Gulaabi raatein!’ Wo boli.

Arre nahin, Kab aayi yah film, Mujhe to pata hi nahin chala, Main jaroor dekhna chahoonga.’ Darasal main to uske nange badan ko dekhne ki khwahish mann mein paale baitha tha.
Koi faayda nahin, Main usmein hero ki Bahan bani thi aur mera film mein sirf 2 minute ka role tha, Waisa kuch nahin jaisa aap soch rahe hain.’

Uski baat sun kar hum donon hans pade. Kuch der baatein karne ke baad maine cigarette nikaali aur use offer kiya ki, Usnein box se ek nikaali aur apne honthon mein daba li.
Maine kaha- Apni sulgaiyega to meri bhi sulga dijiye. Usne 2 ciggarate apne honthon mein li aur lighter se donon jala di, Meri cigarette pe uske lipstick ke nishaan ban gaye.

Maine use dekhte huye pahle uske lipstick ke nishaan ko chooma aur cigarette ka kash lagaya. Wo muskura kar boli- Aap to, Lagta hai jyada hi lattu ho gaye mujh par?

Maine kaha- Arre Rekha aur Amit ki aashiqui ke kisse to saari duniya mein mashoor hain. Wo hansi aur boli- Na to aap wo Amit hain, Aur na main wo Rekha hoon.
‘Haan, Wo waale nahin hain, Magar khud ko wo samajh to sakte hain.’ Maine kaha.
To usne badi gahri nigaah se mujhko ghoora.

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