Bahan Ka Lauda-2

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Abhi tak aapne padha..

Dilip Jee foot-foot kar rone lage to Meera bhi unse lipat kar rone lagi.
Kaafi der tak wo donon aise hi rahe.. Tab kahin unki naukrani ne aakar unko samjhaya.. To wo chup huye.

Phir Meera apne school chali gayi aur Dilip Jee wahin rahe.

Inki naukrani ke baare mein bata doon.. Iska naam Mamta hai.. Iski age koi 20 saal hogi.. Saal bhar pehle iski shaadi huyi hai… Iska jism bhi bada maadak hai. Lambe baal.. Gehua rang aur iske chooche ekdum tane huye.. 34″ ke hain. Kamar theek-thaak hai aur uthi huyi gaand bhi 34″ ki hai.. ye dikhne mein badi kaamuk lagti hai… Magar ye apne kaam se kaam rakhti hai subah aati hai shaam ka khana bana kar wapas chali jaati hai.

Ab aage..

Ab yeh kya hua.. Kyon Dilip Jee roye aapko baad mein bataungi chaliye.. Apne Radhe ke haal dekh aate hain.

Neeraj aur Radhe subah naha dhokar apne kamre mein baithe baatein kar rahe thay.

Radhe- Abe kya baat hai saale… Kahan jaa raha hai aise chamkeele kapde pahan kar?
Neeraj- Arre maine bataya tha na.. Saala ye nautanki se pet thodi bharta hai.. Mahine mein 10 din kaam rehta hai… Baaki ke 20 din to bahar kahin haath-paon maarne hi padte hain na.. Isiliye kaam ki talaash mein jaa raha hoon yaar…

Radhe- Abe saale wo to yahan hum sab aise hi karte hai… Tu kaun sa naya jaa raha hai… Magar ye aise kapde pehen kar tu kaun sa kaam karne jaa raha hai.. Ye to bata mujhe?
Neeraj- Yaar ab tuhje kya bataun… Yahin paas mein ek sethani rehti hai.. Uske driver ne 2 din pehle mujhe ek kaam bataya tha.. Aaj main wahi karne jaa raha hoon.
Radhe- Abe saale kahan jaa raha hai… Maine ye nahin poocha.. Kaam kya hai… Wo bata.. Saala kab se baat ko bas ghumaye jaa raha hai..
Neeraj- Tu apna kaam kar… Saari baat tujhe bataun.. Ye jaroori hai kya.. Saala dimag chaat gaya mera..

Neeraj wahan se nikal gaya aur apni manzil ki or badhne laga. Kuch hi der mein wo wk building ke saamne jaa kar ruka aur kisi ko phone lagaya.

Do minute usne kisi se baat ki.. Shayad wo pata pooch raha tha aur phone rakhne ke baad seedha us building mein daakhil ho gaya 8th floor par jaakar ek flat ki usne ghanti bajai.

Thodi der mein darwaaza khula to 21 years ki ladki.. Jo dikhne mein ekdum Indian Sexy Bollywood Actress Anushka Sharma jaisi lag rahi thi… Kaale rang ki maxi type ke kapde usne pehne huye thay.
Wo bas sawaaliya nazaron se Neeraj ko dekh rahi thi.

Neeraj- N..Namaste.. Memsaab.. Mera naam Neeraj hai.. Aapke driver Raju ne mujhe yahan bheja hai.

Wo ladki kuch nahin boli Neeraj ko wahin rukne ka ishaara karke… Andar chali gayi. Kuch der baad ek 40 years ki moti si aurat bahar aayi… Jiska jism ekdum bedhanga tha.. Moti-moti jaanghein… Gaand bahar ko nikli aur latakti si.. Uska sanwla rang tha.

Ye Rakhee Mehta hain… Ek house-wife… Aur abhi jo aayi thi.. Wo iski beti Neetu thi. Koi nahin keh sakta tha ki aisi bhaddi aurat ki aisi khoobsurat beti hogi.. Magar yehi sachhai thi.

Rakhee- To tum ho Neeraj?
Neeraj- Jee…jee Madam main hi hoon…
Rakhee- Pehle kabhi maalish ki hai kisi ki… Aur sab saaf-safaai bhi karni hogi.. Sab pata hai na tumko… Baad mein koi jhik-jhik nahin honi chahiye.

Neeraj- Jee…jee.. Sab pata hai.. Main kar loonga…

Rakhee- Theek hai… Aa jao.. 1000 Rupaye se ek jyada nahin doongi.. Jao wo saamne wala kamra hai… Wahin hai Babuji aur bathroom mein sab samaan rakha hua hai… Le lena..

Doston, Aap samajh rahe honge ki ab ye kisi aurat ki maalish karega aur maza aayega.. Magar aisa nahin hai kisi old man ki maalish karne aaya hai bechara.. Tabhi to sharm se isne Radhe ko kuch nahin bataya tha.

Jab Neeraj us kamre mein gaya.. Ek 80 years ka old man bistar par leta hua tha… Usne bas ek dhoti pehni thi.. Wo ek mariyal sa ekdum sa aadmi buddha tha.

Use dekhkar Neeraj thoda ghabra gaya… Magar himmat karke wo aage badha aur budhe ko namaste kiya.
Tabhi kamre mein Neetu aa gayi.

Neetu- Wo main bataane aayi thi ki wahan almirah mein purana pajama rakha hai.. Wo pehan lena… Tumhare kapde gande hone se bach jaayenge aur Babuji bol-sun nahin sakte hain.. Ishaare se inko sab bata dena.. Okay ab main jaati hoon.

Uske jaane ke baad Neeraj apne aap se badbadane laga.

Neeraj- Saala Raju tere chakkar mein yahan kapde achhe pehen kar aa gaya… Saale ne bola tha ki achhe kapde pehan ka aana.. Tabhi Madam yahan rakhengi.. Saala haraami… Ab is buddhe ki jhaantein saaf karo.. Saali kya gaandu life hai.

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