Teacher Ki Chut Ko Mila Hotdog

Chudai ki kahani tab huyi jab maine shararat se apne jeb ke seere ke paas apna lund set kiya jis par chechking karte hi achanak meri teacher ka haath laga..

Main school ke jamaane mein kafi shaitaani kiya karta tha, Meri shaitaniyon se ghar waale, gaaon waale, school teachers sabhi pareshan thay.

Jis roj is kahani ki shuruaat huyi hamaare exam chal rahe thay. Main bhale jitna shaitaan raha hoon.. Par exam mein nakal karna meri aadat nahin thi.. Par hamaari teacher ko mujh par bharosa nahin hota tha, Wah har roj sirf meri hi talaashi leti thin. Mera bag check kartin.. Meri jeben tatoltin.. Desk ki talaashi letin.

Ek din maine gusse se unse pooch liya- Aap sirf meri talaashi kyon leti ho? Class mein aur bhi to students hain.. Unki talaashi kyon nahin letin?
‘Kyonki we tumhaari tarah shaitaan nahin hain.. Is poori class mein sirf tum hi ho jiski talaashi leni jaruri hai.. Aur main roj isi tarah tumhaari talaashi leti rahungi.’
Teacher ne sabke samne mujhe apmaanit karte huye kaha.

Mujhe unke is bhedbhav par bahut gussa aya.. Maine mann bana liya ki main unhen is baat ke liye maza chakhaaunga.
Doosre din school jaate waqt maine apni dayin jeb ki silaai ukhad di.. Us ukhdee huyi jagah se maine apna lund us jeb mein fit kar diya. Class mein main sabse pahle akar baith gaya.

Khaali class mein mujhe akela baitha dekh teacher ka maatha thanka.. Unhen laga ki main aaj pakka nakal ki samagri laaya hoonga.. Isliye sabse pahle aakar baitha hoon.
Wah jhat se andar a gayin, Pahle unhone meri desk check ki.. Phir bag dekha.. Par unko kuch na mila. Jab desk aur bag mein kuch nahin mila.. To wah mere kapdon ki talaashi lene lagin.

Kapdon ki talaashi lete huye unka haath meri us jeb par gaya.. Jismen maine apna lund set kiya tha.
‘Yeh kya hai?’ Ubhree huyi jeb dekhkar unhone poocha. ‘Hot dog hai..’ Maine jawab diya. ‘Baahar nikaalo..!’ Teacher ne hukam chhoda. ‘Nahin niklega..’ Maine kaha.

‘Kaise nahin niklega..?’ Ye kahte huye unhone meri jeb mein haath daala aur hot dog samajhkar mere lund ko pakad liya.. Par jaise hi unhen asliyat samajh mein aayi.. Unhone jhat se apna hath baahar nikaal liya aur meri taraf gusse se dekhne lagin.

Main kutil nigaahon se unhen ghoorne laga. Maine unko achha-khaasa maza chakhaaya tha.. Main apne kiye par bahut khush tha.
Mujhe laga ki ab mujhe wah peetna shuru kar degi.. Par aisa hua nahin.. Wah chupchaap jaakar chair par baith gayin.

Thodi der bad baaki ke bacche bhi aa gaye, Exam shuru huyi.. Sabne apne-apne paper likhe aur chale bhi gaye. Class mein ant tak sirf main aur teacher hi bache thay.

Teacher aaj poora din gumsum baithi rahi thin.. Na unhone kisi se bat ki.. Na roj ki tarah chakkar lagaaye.
Jab samay khatam hone ko aaya.. Tab main paper jama karne ke liye unke paas gaya, Unhone meri taraf dekhe bina paper bench mein rakh diya.

Main class se baahar jaa hi raha tha ki tabhi teacher ki awaaz aayi- Suno..! Kal apne Pitaji ko mujhse milne ko kahna.. Agar wo nahin aaye to tum bhi school mat aana.

Pitaji ka nam sunte hi mere paairon ke neeche se zameen khisak gayi, Main gidgidaate huye teacher ke paas gaya, Kaha- Please teacher.. Pitaji ko mat bataana.. Aap khud jo chahe saja dena.. Par Pitaji ko nahin bataana.
‘Get aut from here.. Kal Pitaji aane hi chahiye..’ Unhone atyadhik gusse se kaha.

Main wahan rukta to maamla aur bigad sakta tha.. Isliye maine wahaan se jaana hi behtar samjha.

Doosre din Pitaji ko lekar main school mein gaya, Pitaji teacher se mil kar gusse mein hi ghar chale gaye.
Din bhar main jaisa-taisa school mein baitha raha, School choota.. To ghar par Pitaji mera hi intezaar kar rahe thay.

‘Yahaan aao..!’ Pitaji ne mujhe gusse se apne paas bula liya. Main sar jhukaaye unke pas gaya.
‘Shool kis liye jaate ho..? Padhne ke liye.. Ya masti karne ke lie?’ Unhone aankhe badi karte huye poocha.
‘Padhne..!’ Maine gardan neechi karte huye jawaab diya. ‘Phir padhaai chhod kar masti kyon karte ho?’

Pitaji ki is baat par main gardan uthakar unki taraf aashcharya se dekhne laga. Kuchh to gadbad thi.. Jo harkat maine teacher ke saath ki thi.. Uska pata chalne ke baad Pitaji ko to meri dande se pitaai shuru kar deni chahiye thi par bajaaye pitaai ke.. Wo mujhse padhaai ke baare mein pooch rahe thay.

‘Tum padhaai mein bahut hi kamzor ho.. Aisa tumhaari teacher kah rahi thin. Aaj se wo tumhaari extra tuition lene waali hain. Raat ko khana-waana khaa kar tujhe bhejne ko kaha hai.’

Ab mere dimaag mein ek saath kai sawaal ghoomne shuru ho gaye. Kyon teacher ne Pitaji ko asliyat nahin bataayi? Kyon unhone mujhe unke ghar extra tuition ke lie bulaaya kyon..? Kyon..? Kyon..?

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