Vigyan Se Choot Chudai Gyan Tak-21

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School ke gate par aaj sirf Maddy hi khada hua tha jaise hi Deepali aayi.. Usne halki muskaan di.. Badle mein Deepali bhi muskura di.

Maddy- Deepali tumne koi jawaab nahin diya.. Monday ko aaogi na?
Deepali- Aa to jaaungi… Magar tumhare dost mujhse koi badtameezi na kare iski guarantee do pahle…

Maddy- Apni Maa ki kasam khaata hoon koi kuch nahin kahega.. Bas tum aa jaana please..
Deepali- Okay pakka aa jaaungi.. Aaj Thursday hai na.. Abhi to bahut din baaki hain okay bye.. Deepali gaand ko matkaati huyi school mein chali gayi Maddy wahin khada bas uski gaand ko dekhta raha. Tabhi ek taraf chhup kar khade Sonu aur Deepak bhi uske paas aa gaye.

Deepak- Maan gaye yaar toone saali ko mana hi liya.. Ab aayega maza.. Waise toone socha kya hai.. Usko chodne ke liye kaise patayega?
Sonu- Saali kutiya kya bol rahi thi ki tumhare doston ko kuch badtameezi nahin karna chahiye.. Ek baar aa to sahi saali… Badi sharafat se tujhe chodenge ha ha ha ha..

Maddy- Chup karo saalon.. Koi sun lega.. Ab Monday tak uske aas-paas bhi nahin jaana.. Nahin to bana banaya kaam bigad jaayega.
Deepak- Yaar kahin aisa na too akela maza loot le.. Aur hum lauda haath mein hilaate aur khade rahen… Dekh ek ladki ke liye dosti mat tod dena..

Maddy- Saale itna hi bahrosa hai kya mujh pe.. Tum donon ke bina main kuch nahin karunga okay.. Ab chalo andar.. Waqt ho gaya..

Class mein sab normal chal raha tha, Jab Vikas aaya.. Tab Deepali ne ek halki muskaan di, Magar Vikas sab dekh kar anjaan ban gaya aur book lekar padhane laga.

Vikas- Achha bachhon exam ke liye jaroori sawaalon par nishaan laga lo.. Jo yaad karne hain.

Kuch ladke aur ladkiyan ek-doosre se dheere-dheere kuch bol rahe thay aur dhyan nahin de rahe thay. Vikas ka gussa tez tha bachhe usse darte thay… Magar aaj pata nahin kyon sab dhyaan nahin de rahe thay.

Vikas ne jab ye dekha to gussa ho gaya aur zor se chillaya- Kya bakwaas laga rakhi hai.. Chupchaap nishaan lagao..
Sab chup ho gaye.. Vikas kaafi der tak sawaalon ke nishaan lagwata raha is dauran wo baar-baar Deepali ko dekh raha tha aur Deepali bhi bahut kaamuk muskaan de rahi thi.

Vikas ko laga shayad Deepali kuch kahna chahti hai kyonki wo baar-baar ungli se kuch ishaara kar rahi thi.. Magar wo samajh nahin paa raha tha.

Vikas- Deepali khadi ho jaao. Deepali khadi ho gayi aur Vikas ko dekhne lagi.

Vikas- Jaao staff-room mein.. Jahan ek file rakhi hai.. Us almirah mein usmein paper rakha hai.. Wo lekar aao. Deepali ‘Okay Sir’ kah kar wahan se nikal gayi..

Usko gaye huye koi ek minute bhi nahin hua tha ki Vikas bhi nikalne ko ho gaya.

Vikas- Bachhon shor mat karna.. Main abhi aata hoon aur Deepali wo paper le aaye to usse kahna ki board par usmein likhe sawaal likh de aur sab copy kar lena.. Wo kuch aise sawaal hain jo book mein nahin hai maine banaye hain. Aksar exam mein sawaalon ko ghuma kar dete hain answer book mein hi hota hai magar bachhe samajh nahin paate hain.. To dhyaan se sab likh lena.

Vikas class-room se baahar nikal gaya magar fauran wapas andar aaya shayad use kuch yaad aa gaya.

Vikas- Priya.. Tum class ki monitor ho.. Dhyaan rakhna peeche se koi shor na ho okay..
Priya- Okay Sir..

Itna bolkar Vikas fauran staff-room ki taraf gaya. Deepali wo paper liye wahin khadi uska intezaar kar rahi thi.

Vikas- Haan ab kaho.. Kya ishaara kar rahi thi aur sab ke saamne aise muskuraaya mat karo.. Agar kisi ko shak ho gaya to?
Deepali- Sir kisi ko kuch pata nahin chalega.. Aap befikar raho.. Aaj subah aate samay Didi ko chod kar aaye ho kya..

Vikas- Nahin to.. Raat ko mast thukaai ki thi.. Subah kahan waqt milta hai.. Magar tum kyon pooch rahi ho/
Deepali- Aapki pant ki zip khuli huyi hai.. Class mein sab dekh rahe thay ye to achha hai ki andar chaddi hai.. Varna aapka lauda baahar aa jaata ha ha ha ha..

Vikas- Arre dheere.. Koi sun lega.. Ye kaise khuli rah gayi… Bachhe kya soch rahe honge.. Achha ab tum jaao varna kisi ko shak ho jaayega.
Deepali- Mere Raja jee ek baar lund ke darshan karao na… Bada mann machal raha hai.

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Vikas- Too pakka marwaayegi.. Shaam ko jitna chahe dekh lena.. Abhi jaa yahan se.. Deepali jaate-jaate laude ko sahla kar chali gayi. Vikas darr sa gaya agar koi aa jaata to kya hota..

Deepali ke jaane ke baad Vikas file mein kuch dekhne laga.. Udhar Deepali class mein gayi tab Priya khadi huyi aur Vikas ki kahi baat usko batayi wo board par sawaal likhe lagi. Kaafi der tak jab Vikas nahin aaya to class mein shor hone laga.. Sawaal bhi sabne likh liye thay.

Tabhi wahan Vikas aa gaya sab khaamosh ho gaye aur sab ki nazar uski zip par gayi jo ab band thi. Kuch bachhon ne muskaan dekar Vikas ko ehsaas kara diya ki wo kyon hans rahe thay.

Vikas- Priya khadi ho jaao.. Kab se dekh raha hoon tum daant nikaal rahi ho.. Kya hua tum class ki monitor ho.. Agar tum aisa behave karogi to baaki par kya asar padega.

Priya- Sir sorry…

Vikas- Deepak tum maar khaaoge.. Kya khusur-fusur kar rahe ho?
Deepak- Kuch nahin Sir sorry..

Vikas- Haan main janta hoon tum sab kyon hans rahe thay.. Yaar main bhi insaan hoon jaldbaazi mein galti ho gayi.. Ab iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki tum mera majaak uddane lage.

Vikas ki baat sunkar sab bachhe samajh gaye ki Sir kya kahna chahte hain. Sab ne ek saath ‘Sorry’ kaha.. Tabhi doosre subject ka ghanta baj gaya aur Vikas wahan se chala gaya.

Doston, Aap soch rahe honge ki ye main kya khichdee paka rahi hoon magar maaf karna.. Mera aisa koi iraada nahin hai.

Yeh jo kuch maine likha iske aage ki kahani se gahra sambandh hai.. Isliye aaj ka ye waakya batana jaroori tha okay..
Ab aage anand lijiye.

Baaki ka din normal guzra.. Chutti ke baad Deepali jaane lagi.. Tab Priya ne usko peeche se awaaz di.

Priya- Deepali ruko.. Mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai.

Doston, Yeh hai Priya iski umra 19 saal ki hai.. Iska rang saaf nahin hai.. Thodi saanwali hai.. Figure 30-26-30 ka hai magar ladke ise bhaav nahin dete hain aur ye jyaada kisi se baat nahin karti hai.. Bas apni dhun mein rehti hai.

Haan ek baat aur yeh Deepak ke chacha ki ladki hai yaani Deepak ki cousin sister hai.
Ek wajah yeh bhi hai ki school mein koi ladka iske paas nahin aata hai. Aap to jaante hi ho.. Deepak aur uske dost ek number ke awaara hai aur kiski mazaal jo unki bahan ko pataane ki soche.

Deepali- Kya hua aise bhaag kar kyon aa rahi hai.. Kya baat karni hai.
Priya- Yaar bahut jaroori baat hai… Isi liye bhaag kar aayi hoon.

Deepali- Achha bata.. Kya baat hai?

Priya ne batana shuru kiya to Deepali ke chehre ke bhaav badalne lage chinta ki lakeerein uske maathe par saaf dikh rahi thi.
Deepali- Ohh my God… Tum sach kah rahi ho.. Thanks yaar tumne ye baat mujhe bata di.. Achha ek baat suno kisi ko bhi ye baat mat batana okay.. Main apne tareeke se kuch sochoongi.

Priya- Arre nahin yaar main paagal hoon kya..
Deepali- Thanks yaar..

Priya- Yaar please.. Mera ek kaam kar dogi.. Please please naa mat kahna..
Deepali- Okay kaho.. Agar mere bas mein hoga to jaroor kar doongi..

Priya phir bolne lagi aur Deepali bas aankhen faade usko dekhne lagi. Aap aisa samjho ki Deepali ko uski baat sun kar bada jhatka sa laga.

Deepali- Too pagal ho gayi hai kya.. Aisa nahin ho sakta.. Toone ye socha bhi kaise.. Main ismein tumhari koi madad nahin karoongi okay..
Priya- Dekh soch le.. Toone pahle haan kahi hai.. Ab agar too naa karegi to main kuch kar baithoongi.. Baad mein tumko pachtaana padega.

Deepali- Yeh kya bakwaas hai mujhe kyon pachtaana padega haan.. Aur toone yeh soch bhi kaise liya.. Meri to samajh ke baahar hai.

Priya ne phir ek baat usko kahi aur is baar to Deepali ne apne haath munh par rakh liye.. Aaj Priya usko ek ke baad ek jhatke de rahi thi. Deepali ka gala sookh gaya.. Badi mushkil se usne bola.

Deepali- Yaar mujhe kuch samajh nahin aa raha tujhe ye kaise pata chala.. Chal is baat ko goli maar.. Dekh Priya too achhi tarah soch kar dekh le uske baad bhi agar tumko lagta hai yeh sahi hai to okay main tumhara ye kaam kar doongi.. Magar ye baat raaz hi rakhna.

Priya- Maine achhi tarah soch kar hi tumko kaha hai.
Deepali- Nahin too kal mujhe final bata dena.. Uske baad samjhoongi.. Okay..

Priya- Chal theek hai.. Kal bata doongi.. Ab too jaa please too bhi kisi ko batana mat…
Deepali- Too pagal hai kya.. Ye baat kisi ko bataane ki hai kya chal bye.. Kal milte hain.

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