Biraj Ki Holi Aur Train Mein Chut Le Lee- Part 1

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Chut ka jugaad ho jaayega chalti train mein aisa maine socha nahin tha par aisa hua kyunki maine Pooja ko apne baaton se pata kar chudaasi kar diya tha..

Dosto, Main Arun ek baar phir se apni ek nayi aapbeeti bataane jaa raha hoon.. Jise padhne ke baad aap khoob anand lenge aur apni pratikriya jarur likh bhejenge.

Waise meri pahle bhi kuch kahaniyan prakashit huyi hain.. Jinke prakashan ke baad mujhe kaafi email bhi aaye hain aur maine unke jawaab bhi diye hain. Kaiyon ne to meri kahani ko fake bhi bola tha.. Magar koi baat nahin kyonki dil ka haal.. Dil waala hi samajh sakta hai. Magar lagta hai ki ab ladkiyon aur Bhabhiyon ne kahani padhni kam kar ya lagta hai ki jaise padhna hi band kar di hai.. Kyonki mujhe na to kisi Bhai aur na hi kisi ladki ka abhi tak koi email aaya.

Koi baat nahin.. Ab seedha kahani par aata hoon.

Baat abhi bilkul taazi-taazi hai.. Abhi holi se 3 din pahle ki hai.

Main aur mera ek dost Vinod hum dono Holi par har saal Mathura Vrindavan jarur jaate hain.. To is baar bhi hamara plan Saturday ke din ka hi bana kyonki hum dono job karte hain aur chhutti bilkul bhi nahin karna chahte thay.

Ab hum dono ghar se Mathura jaane ke liye New Delhi railway station ke liye nikal gaye thay aur wahan pahunch kar Karnatka express train ki do genral ticket lekar train ki taraf chal diye. Train station par jaane ke liye taiyaar khadi thi.

Hum dono jaise hi train ke paas tak pahunche.. To wo ekdum se chalne lagi.. Hum bhi jaldi se ek reservation waale dibbe mein chadh gaye aur dekha ki wahan kuch seat khaali thi.
Ab hum jaise hi seat par pahunche aur dekha ki hamare saamne waali seat par do ladkiyan.. Ek chhota ladka aur ek Aunty baithe huye thay.
Ek ladki ki umra 26-27 ke aas-paas ki aur doosri ladki 20-22 saal ke aas-paas ki lag rahi thi.
Waise to dono hi saanwali si thi.. Magar chhoti waali.. Jiske naain naksh ekdum fursat se banaye huye lag rahe thay.

Uska figure to mashallah.. Dekhte hi lund khada ho jaaye. Mujhmein ek aadat hai jahan dekhi kanya kunwari wahin line de maari.

Bas coach mein ghuste hi mere munh se nikla- Waah re Radhe.. Tere bina hum hain aadhe..

Ye baat sunkar Aunty ne meri taraf dekha aur baaki dono ladkiyan hansne lagin. Hum baithe hi thay ki tab tak ticket check karne TTE usi coach mein aa gaya aur ticket check karne laga.
Usne hamari ticket dekh kar kahne laga- Waah ji waah.. Reservation ke dibbe mein local ki ticket.. Kahan jaa rahe ho?

To maine aur dost ne dono ne jawaab diya- Mathura..
TTE bola- Laao nikaalo 500 rupaye..

To jaise-taise maine use 100 rupaye dekar vida kiya.. Aur phir hum dono dost araam se seat par baith gaye.
Mujhe ekdum se dhyaan mein aaya ki yaar aaj to India-Pak ka cricket match tha.. To main net par live match dekhne laga.

Pak khel chuki thi aur India aim ka peecha karte huye 2 wicket kho chuka tha. Ye baat maine apne dost ko bataayi- India ki 2 wicket ho gayi hain yaar..

Hum dono is baare mein baat hi kar rahe thay ki saamne baithe chhote ladke bhi poocha- Bhai score kya hua hai? To dosto, Yahan se story mein twist aaya.

Ladke ka naam Sameer tha.. Aur uski chhoti Bahan ne poocha- Sameer, Kya score bataya inhone?
To maine usse kaha- Yaar mujhe match mein maza nahin aa raha hai.. Sameer tujhe dekhna hai to dekh le yaar.. Itna kahte hi Sameer ne apni chhoti Bahan ko awaaz di- Pooja di.. Aa jaao match dekhte hain.

Phone charging par laga hone se unhen meri seat par hi baithna pada.

Magar hum ab ek seat par teen ho gaye thay.. Beech mein Sameer baitha tha.. Seedhi taraf main aur left mein Pooja thi. Pooja ki taangein meri jaangh aur meri taangein Pooja se bhidee huyi thin. Mujhe aadat hai ki ladki paas ho aur use na chhedun.. Aisa ho nahin sakta.
Pooja se taangein touch hone se mere andar ka shaitaan jaise jaag sa gaya ho.

Maine Pooja ki taraf dekha.. To wo to pahle se hi meri taraf dekh rahi thi.
Baat karne ki shuruaat maine hi ki.. Maine poocha- Pooja yaar tumhein bhi match ka shouk hai kya?
Udhar se jawaab aaya- Sach kahun yaar.. To bahut jyaada to nahin hai.. Par jab khaali hoti hoon.. To dekh leti hoon.

Phir aise hi 30 minute tak hamari baatein hoti rahin.

Itne mein mera ek paair so sa gaya.. Aur main use theek karne ke liye masalne laga. Jaise-jaise main apni taang ko masal raha tha.. Waise-waise mera haath Pooja ki jaanghon ko bhi touch ho raha tha.

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