Gaand Chaat Kar Peshaab Pee Gayi

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Desi stories ki meri yeh kahani ek miss call se shuru ho chudai ke baad kahatam huyi chunki miss call Kanchan naam ki aurat ki thi aur chudne ko bekarar thi..

Dosto, Main Sharad Saxena ek baar phir aapke saamne apni ek nayi kahani ke saath pesh ho raha hoon.
Is baar meri kahani ek phone call par based hai.

Maine jab apni pahli kahani likhee, Usi ke hafte baad mere paas ek miss call aayi. Halaanki meri kahani tab tak publish nahin huyi thi, Maine us call par koi dhyaan nahin diya lekin teen din tak lagataar miss call aane ke baad maine palat ka phone kiya.
Dosto, Main yahan par aapko yeh batana chahta hoon ki main jaldi kisi miss call par dhyaan nahin deta hoon.
Lekin jab maine phone kiya aur udhar se bahut hi sureeli awaaz ‘hello’ ki aayi to mujhe aisa laga ki mere kaan mein kisi ne shahad ghol diya ho.
Maine poocha ki aapka miss call aaya tha aur do teen baar aaya tha?

Usne sorry bola aur phone kaat diya.
Lekin mere kaan mein uske kahe huye shabd baj rahe thay, Mera mann nahin maana aur maine phir uske phone mila diya.
Phone receive ho gaya aur phir usne badi mohakta se ‘hello’ kaha.
Mera dil bahut zoron se dhadak raha tha, Jab do-teen baar usne ‘hello’ kaha, Mera gala sookh raha tha, Mera jawaab na milne ke kaaran udhar se phone cut gaya.
Phir himmat karke maine phone milaya, Uhar se phir wahi sureeli awaaz aayi, Usne jo kaha usse mujhe housla mila, Wah boli- Yadi baat karna chahte ho to baat karo baar-baar yeh miss call mat karo.

Maine kaha- Aapki awaaz itni sureeli hai ki mere munh se awaaz nahin nikal rahi thi, Apna naam bataao.

‘Main Sharad Saxena umra 39 saal 5′ 6″…’

Usne beech mein toka aur boli- Maine kewal naam poocha tha, Tumne to poori history bata di. Badi jaldi mein lagte ho?

Maine uska naam poocha to usne apna naam Kanchan bataya.
Phir usne mujhse baar-baar phone karne ke kaaran poocha aur kahne lagi- Tum mard log bhi! Kisi ladki ka galti se bhi unknown number mein call ho jaaye to bas use pataane ki sochne lagte ho.

Maine bhi bindass hote huye kaha- Kisi aur ki to nahin jaanta par tumhein jarur patana chahta hoon kyonki pahli baar koi aisi milee hai jo itne bindaas baat karti hai.

Wah boli- Aur mujhe pata kar mujhe chodne ka bhi iraada hai janaab ka?

Main uski is baat ko sunkar hakka bakka rah gaya, Badi kathinaai se bola- Lagta hai ki tum chudne ki badi ichha rakhti ho.

‘Achha apne laude ki naap bataao?’
‘Arre yaar.. Lauda ka naap jaan kar kya karogi?’
‘Bas yeh jaanna hai ki meri bur ke naap ka hai ya nahin?’
‘Bur mein hi to jaana hai, lauda chahe jaisa wo chhed ko faad kar chala jaata hai.’
‘Yeh baat hai, To batao mulakat kahan kar sakte ho?’
‘Tum jahan kaho…’

‘Isi Sunday aa rahi hoon.. Taiyaar rahna.. Theek hai?’

Sunday 9 baje uska phone aaya aur boli- Main 10 minute mein pahunch rahi hoon.

Main bus station par pahle se hi tha lekin main poora bharosa kar lena chahta tha ki kahin main fansne waala to nahin hoon. Jab mujhe poora bharosa ho gaya ki wo akeli hai to main use apne ek dost ke kamre mein le gaya.

Wah ek gehuyen rang ki mahila thi, Koi 30 ya 31 ki rahi hogi, Us samay wo saree mein thi, Half cut ka blouse pahan rakha tha.
Uski choochi santre jaisi chhoti rahi hogi lekin chootadon ka ubhaar waah-waah kya mast tha, Uske koolhon ko aise dabaya jaa sakta jaise uski choochi.

Darwaaza band karte hi wo mere honthon ko kas kar daba kar choosne lagi aur apne munh ke laar ko mere munh par tapka rahi thi.
10 minute tak wo mere honthon ko choosti rahi, Honth choosne ke baad Kanchan boli- Hum log pahli baar mil rahe hain aur main aapke liye mithaai nahin laayi thi to maine socha ki aapka munh kaise meetha karaya jaaye aur mujhe yehi raasta soojha. Aapko bura to nahin laga na?

‘Nahin to, Mujhe bura kyon lagega? Lekin maine aapko to mithaai to nahin khilaayi!’
‘Achha aap bhi khila dijiye..’ Itna kah kar usne apni aankhen band kar lee, Maine bhi uske honthon ko kas kar chaba liya aur apni laar ko uske munh mein daal diya.

Itni baaton se mujhe ek baat to samajh mein aa gayi thi ki maza to bahut milne waala hai.
‘Kanchan, Kya ek ajnabee ke saamne jab tum nangi howogi to tumhein ajeeb sa lagega na!’
‘Hum log aur ajnabee? Arre yaar abhi-abhi hum logon ne mithaai khaayi hai na. Phir ajnabee kahan huye?
Ab yeh batao, Kya baaton mein hi samay kharaab karoge ya kuch kaam bhi hoga?’

‘Bilkul hoga.. Kya plan hai waise tumhara?
‘Shaam ko saat baje tak chali jaaungi. Ek baat aur hair remover ka jugaad karo.’
‘Kyon? Hair ko remove karne ke liye.’

Maine apne dost ko phone se remover ke liye poocha uske shaving kit se veet ki tube nikaali aur use diya.

‘Main iska kya karungi?’
Maine poocha- Phir?
Usne kaha- Iska use tum karoge.. Tum isse meri bur ko chikna karoge aur gaand ke aas-paas ke bhi baal saaf karoge. Yeh samajh lo ki main beauty parlour mein hoon aur tum mujhe chikna karoge kyonki mujhe bur aur gaand ke aas-paas baal pasand nahin hoon.

‘Chalo meri sarkaar.. Jo tum chaho.’
Maine music system chala diya aur wo dance karte-karte apne kapde lagi. Phir usne apn bur mein unglee daali aur unglee munh mein daal lee.
Maine remover lekar uski bur aur gaand ke jhaanton ko saaf kiya aur maalish ki.
Dosto, Uski ek khaas baat aur thi ki use ganda se ganda sex pasand tha kyonki wah halka sa jhuki aur apni gaand ko meri taraf karke chaatne ko boli.

Gaand to usk vastav main mast thi, Maine thook lagakar uski gaand jo chaati hai, Itna maza aa raha tha ki munh hatane ka mann hi nahin kar raha tha.

Phir wo paltee aur meri gaand ko chaatne lagi, Phir mere laude ki kya chusaai ki Kanchan ne.. Mere veerya ki ek-ek boond pee gayi.
69 ki position mein aakar phir chusaai huyi, Main to uski bur mein unglee daal kar uske raj ki ek-ek boond ko chaat gaya.

Uski awaaz mein wo maadakta thi ki wo mere lund ko apne bur mein lekar shi-shi u-uh ki awaaz nikaal kar poore kamre mein sangeet paida kar rahi thi.

Mujhe to uski gaand maarne ki ichha ho rahi thi, Maine dheere se usko pet ke bal letaya aur uski gaand ke chhed mein apne lund ko set karke push kiya.
Jhakajhak pelne ke baad uske gaand mein hi maine apna poora veerya daal diya.

Thodi der ke baad mujhe peshaab lagi main peshaab karne jaane laga lekin usne phir se mere murjhaaye laude ko apne munh se pakad liya, Mujhe peshaab bahut tez lagi thi, Maine uska munh hatane ki koshish ki lekin usne chhoda nahin, Meri peshaab chootne lagi lekin jaise-jaise meri peshaab chootti, Wo usko peeti gayi.

Iske baad hum dono ne us din teen baar aur chudai ki kabhi uski ek taang utha kar kabhi ghodi bana kar, Us din kaafi mast chudai huyi.

To dosto, Meri kahani kaisi lagi mere mail par mujhe bataiyega jarur!
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Doston pahli baar ek bindaas aurat ki chodi jise is desi stories ke jariye aapke sabon ke liye laaya.. Aasha karta hoon aap sabhi is kahani ko padh tharak mehsoos karenge..

Written by

akash